I post from the Daily Puppy more often than I should, but seriously: look at this dude. His name is Charlie, and they say he’s a “Chihuahua/Pekingese/shih tzu/Australian shepherd” mix.

His owners make a rookie Daily Puppy mistake and don’t write his blurb from his point of view. Luckily, the commenters on this site are always more than willing to take up that challenge themselves. “Yeah! I may have been born on the mean streets of ‘The City,’ but I’m a butterball inside where it counts.” Thanks, commenter PoppySeed!

(This post brought to you by the series of late-night texts I was sending Stephen Whitworth last night, where I was promising that if my apartment allowed dogs, I would leave that very moment to get one.)