1 WE’RE OUT We knew it was coming but now Canada has officially pulled out of the Kyoto Accord. Remember when we invented peacekeeping and we were awesome? This is the opposite of that. We should be ashamed.
2 QUEBEC VS CANADA The province announces it’s going to take legal action against the Harper government to keep information collected by the soon-to-be-defunct long-gun registry.
3 THINK HIGGS Physicists are closer to finding the elusive, still-unproven Higgs-Boson, a theoretical particle that surrounds us, penetrates us and binds the galaxy together.
4 OFF TO EDMONTON Saskatchewan premier Brad Wall will meet with Alberta premier Alison Redford and B.C. premier Christy Clark to chat about the New West Partnership which is not TILMA.
5 FOUR KILLED IN BELGIUM Some asshole threw grenades into a crowd. What’s wrong with people?
6 THERE’S A BEAR IN MY TRUCK As a passenger, obviously. Bears don’t drive. You can of course follow this bear on Twitter: @downtown_bear.
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