Why We’re Obsessed With Pippa Middleton

That was the headline for a feature story on MSN Canada tonight.

I admit, I know who Pippa Middleton is. I didn’t actually watch the recent Royal nuptials where Prince William married commoner Kate Middleton in fairy tale circumstances, but read later that the bride’s younger sister had made quite a splash in her stylish white gown.

Now, Pippa is apparently the latest “It” girl. You can read about it here. If you do, you’ll┬álearn that she’s been dubbed “Your Royal Hotness”. That some big-shot porn producer in the U.S. has offered her $5 million to shoot an explicit porn scene. And that media are obsessing about the possibility of Pippa hooking up with William’s younger brother Prince Harry or some other celebrity suitor.

Fascinating stuff.

Author: Gregory Beatty

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