What Is Stephen Harper Going To Be If He Grows Up?

Stephen Harper and I have a lot in common. There were times in our respective lives that we were tired of being harrassed by others and we would hide in the bathroom. For me, it was Grade 7 in a new school where everybody hated me. For Harper, it, apparently, was yesterday in Brazil when meetings with the Brazilian president didn’t go his way (Centre Block).

Canada. Back on the world stage. As a fricking laughingstock.

Author: Stephen LaRose

2006 winner of the Canadian Association of University Teachers's Award of Excellence in Journalism for a bunch of prairie dog stuff. Invited into the best homes in Regina. Once.

4 thoughts on “What Is Stephen Harper Going To Be If He Grows Up?”

  1. Hey, he’s Stephen Harper–Ever since he created his own tight little support group in the form of social outcasts (aka Canadian Alliance members) he’s been able to look himself in the mirror and say, “I’m Stephen Harper, with a ‘PH”, king of the frickin’ whirrled…nobody messes with me…gimme me fucking Alberta-grown pine-beetle-free 100% Banff spruce toilet paper or I DON’T FUCKING COME OUT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  2. His name is Shrub, as in “little Bush”, and as far as I know, shrubs don’t every really grow up.

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