Wait, So Apple Didn’t Announce A New iPhone 5?

Huh. Okay, I’m calling shenanigans. This is a stock scheme: Apple’s stock will drop in the no-iPhone-for-you tsunami of disappointment, then the smarties will buy low, and then Apple will roll out the iPhone 5 in a pre-Christmas sneak-attack and, CHA-CHING!

Or not.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth was carried to Regina in a swarm of bees. He's been with Prairie Dog since May 1999 and will die at his keyboard before admitting his career a terrible, terrible mistake.