rob ford action figureDoes Rob Ford have to be the top story on EVERY website I check? Woke up this morning to find that pic of an action figure version of Rob Ford — with its thirteen points of articulation — offering the world a hit off his crack pipe from the front page of Comics Alliance.

Can’t you just imagine pitting that villain against your Polar Battle Batman?

Unfortunately, if you were hoping to add Action Figure Rob Ford to your collection, it’s a unique, custom job and just sold on eBay for $99.

Wonder if Rob bought it himself to put on a shelf with his copy of Crazy Town and a certain cell phone?