Weekly Reckoning: Let’s Do This Edition
Alright! Who’s with me on this reckoning thing? I’m feeling good today and I don’t care who knows it! Because it’s not important information! Keep reading! WELL THAT DIDN’T TAKE LONG Darian Durant...
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A Team That Loses To Back-Up QBs Three Consecutive Weeks Has No Business Being In First Place
Around week six or seven of the CFL season, I took a look at how I thought the Saskatchewan Roughrider season would turn out, and felt that I couldn’t have been more wrong. But after sitting through yesterday’s loss to the B.C....
Read MoreAw NFL Naw: Free Period (Week 17)
(h/t totalprosports.com for the image) It’s the holidays, so instead of reading the CAPS LOCK swear routine that is Aw NFL Naw, I declare this time to be yours to do with as you please! Build a snow fort, write an erotic...
Read MoreAw NFL Naw: Football Nog (Week 16)
Happy holidays! May all your nogs be rich, delicious and not tainted by mixed with milk to save money. (Don’t let anyone tell what to do nogwise! Gargle the exquisiteness!) It’s time for Week 16 of Aw NFL Naw....
Read MoreAw NFL Naw: Cracking Them Football Eggs To Make Some Sort Of Sports Omelette (Week 15)
Sound the alarm! No, not that one. No, not that other one either. No, not your Kellogg’s Corn Flakes promotional “Time For Breakfast” alarm. No, not the one made entirely out of macaroni. That one’s only...
Read MoreAw NFL Naw: Football – Arch Rival Of Turning Your Life Around (Week 14)
That’s right, playboy/zombie Joe Namath! Aw NFL Naw is back for Week 14. Track 2: Come And Get It Nick “You Will Pry My Celebrity Status Out Of My Cold Dead Probably Still Soft Hands” Lachey was thrown out of...
Read MoreMum’s The Word
In the wake of the murder-suicide in Kansas City on Saturday morning that saw Chiefs starting linebacker Jovan Belcher shoot to death his girlfriend Kasandra Perkins, who three months earlier had given birth to their daughter...
Read MoreAw NFL Naw: Gore Vidal’s “Football” (Week 13)
In this week’s edition of the Dubuque Packing Company Agricultural Report, we look at innovations in the world of crop development, there’s a humourous editorial from Zeke “Thistle Pen” Reimer on...
Read MoreAw NFL Naw: Advanced Aw NFL Naw: Eye of the Beholder II – The Legend of Darkmoon (Week 12)
Just in time for American Thanksgiving (the holiday made famous by that episode of Caroline in the City where Caroline’s cartoon was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade), it’s Aw NFL Naw. Before we begin, I...
Read MoreAw NFL Naw: As Seen In Cat Fancy Europe (Week 11)
Oh no! Tony Danza’s teammates appear skeptical of his field goal kicking ability! Prove ’em wrong, Tony. Kick your way into their hearts and be the phenomenon you were born to be. (If memory serves, Danza unlocking...
Read MoreAw NFL Naw: Now Featuring Two Images That Will Haunt Your Dreams (Week 10)
(image h/t moneydick) At first the scariest part of this poster is the laser action coming out of Lawrence Taylor’s fingertips, but it’s the dude hanging on the uprights that really freaks me out. Also, Lawrence...
Read MoreAw NFL Naw: Live from the Superstorm (Week 9)
Aw NFL Naw is back for Week 9. It’s the column you can keep open in a different Google Chrome tab while you re-read the List of major crimes in Japan Wiki page at 2 in the morning. Cannibal Holocaust Ain’t Got Shit...
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