Tag: Doomsday!

Great.  It’s 6:00 and nothing happened.  Fantastic, you disturbed old fart.  Guess what!  I’m sending you a $16,000 credit card bill from last night and seven grown adults that I legally adopted this morning.  Deal...

(Wolseley, SK) Countdown to the six p.m. earthquake deadline is in effect. Everything is fine so far. Puppies are still cute. Slurpies are still delicious. The biggest indication of any cataclysms on the way was a single car in...

So I walked to the office this afternoon because if the world’s ending at 6:00 I need to be at my post. With just a few minutes to go, here’s where we’re sitting. First, I spoke to a couple of downtown service...

According to Camping’s prediction, if the Rapture does indeed happen at 6 today, we’ll have five months of Tribulation before the world finally comes to a fiery end on October 21. Glad to have a little extra time...

The world ended today. I was in the kitchen, trying out a new pancake recipe. Then the doorbell rang. “Hello,” said the zombie. “In case you haven’t been reading the internet, I am here to inform you that...

Facebook users are rocking the apocalypse today. I’m guessing that the most obvious choice is REM’s repetitive and annoying “It’s the End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)”. That song...

Had my alarm set for 10 a.m. this morning. While I was having breakfast, I listened to a Day Six interview by Brent Bambury on CBC Radio with academic Nicholas Guyatt who in 2007 wrote a book called Have A Nice Doomsday: Why...

If you were in Saskatoon, and were having your last supper, you might choose Park Cafe. I did and it was sinfully awesome. Yep, the legendary Park Burger was my swan song meal. I’m happy that the last food I tasted consisted of...

I imagine when the world ends sometime this afternoon – which is definitely happening, no question, no way is it not – some of us unrepentant sinners will leave behind some regrets, like things we haven’t yet...

If you’ve been following all your recent Rapture lore, New Zealand was supposed to be the first one hit. Yep, after the righteous were zipped up to Heaven, leaving clothes or Bibles or whatever else they had on their...