Here you go.

If you look at this for a while and discover that it’s still Monday, call me. There’s gotta be a way around this stupid day.
Author: Aidan Morgan
Aidan is a very serious man who's saving up for a nice dignified pipe. Then we'll see who's laughing.
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Clearly he needs to go back in time to butcher the butcher who butchered his hair. I wonder why he needs a plus-1?
Well, the past sounds like a pretty dangerous place. Maybe he’s thinking about visiting a dinosaur-heavy era. Or that time when there were ninjas everywhere. On ergot.
Aidan, the worst way to avoid Monday is to go back in time, when you will revisit it a la “Groundhog Day”. What we need is something to skip ahead a day.
If you go back in time with this guy and he pays you, on what year’s tax form do you have to claim the income?
Embarrassed to admit this, but I saw that ad (sans mullet headshot) on Leno’s “Headlines” when I was a kid… about 15 years ago.
STAY FRESH!