6-in-the-morning1  BAILOUT VOTE POSTPONED  Cypriots are staring down a pretty grim future as the European bailout looms.

2  I’M SURE I’VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE  Following what must be one of the more spectacular prison break attempts in Canadian history, the helicopter pilot whose services were commandeered to spring two Quebecois prisoners from the hoosegow yesterday tells his story.

3  IT’S NEVER TOO LATE!  The American Society for Reproductive Medicine says women between the ages of 50 and 55 shouldn’t feel discouraged from pursuing pregnancy with donor eggs or embryos. Because apparently everyone should have everything they want whenever they want it. As long as they have money.

4  EVERYONE AGREES: THOMAS MULCAIR IS NOT HELPING THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE DEAL  Alison Redford is joining the rest of the gang on the Keystone pipeline wagon, and calling comments Mulcair made on his recent trip to Washington “ridiculous and unhelpful” to their efforts to secure a deal for the Keystone pipeline. What are they so worried about? They’re going to get it eventually.

5  GO ASK DADDY  Argentine president Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner has asked Pope Francis to intervene in Argentina’s dispute over the Falklands with the U.K..

6  IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM  The man behind Mars One – a “private space project” – is looking for people willing to take a one-way trip to Mars.