6 in the Morning1 U.S. AND RUSSIA CUT NUKES Good. Nice timing, too–distract the the U.S. anti- health care loons with some good old-fashioned socialist disarmament. (Huffington Post)

2 SOUTH KOREAN SHIP TORPEDOED?!? Harrrunk? Ruh-roh. (BBC)

3 TORY MP LUKIWSKI DEMANDS APOLOGY He wants University of Regina profs to apologize for criticizing the Project Heroes propaganda scholarship. Tom Lukiwski’s a well-known expert on apologies. (Leader-Post, CBC)

4 STEPHEN HARPER’S GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN THREE BIGGEST HUMAN RIGHTS OFFICES. Jerks. (Ottawa Citizen)

5 DAVID FRUM FIRED The former Bush speechwriter (he came up with “Axis Of Evil”) has been booted from his job at the radical right-wing think-tank The American Enterprise Institute for the thought-crime of saying Republicans are following the crazies these days. (Globe And Mail)

6 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. SPOCK Leonard Nimoy is 79 today. His horoscope? Stay away from unattainable romance. (Toronto Star) Fair enough. But what about hippies? Should he stay away from them? I don’t think so.