Everyone enjoyed my post on the 30th anniversary of John Lennon’s death so much I thought I’d get the ball rolling on song-writing partner Sir Paul McCartney in anticipation of the day when he finally joins Lennon in the big recording studio in the sky.
This is courtesy The Onion.
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Clearly you haven’t heard, but Paul is already dead, has been since Abbey Road. He’s clearly either a zombie or a robot doppelgänger now.
Paul already died in my mind a little when he introduced Lauren Hill a few years ago at the Grammys as “some guy named Laurence Hill!”
“Vince McSnail”?