One of these years prairie dog should get a team together and compete in this annual event, which goes tonight and all day tomorrow on Wascana Lake.┬áBut to build team spirit, we’d need a wacky name of some sort to rally around. Anybody got any ideas?

We’ll also need a theme song to dip our paddles to. Here’s a tune by the Danish band Volbeat that I’d like to put forward for consideration: