Meanwhile, Spock, The Crew Of Fireball XL5 And Kaylee Frye Have Been Appointed To The NHL Expansion Committee

Astronomers are now saying that below the oceans of frozen methane and ammonia on Titan, one of Saturn’s moons, may lie water. If it’s in liquid form, it may host intelligent life. (Discover) If the water is frozen … well, there are stupider places to keep an NHL franchise. Especially if the unintelligent life keeps throwing good tax money after bad. Am I right, Garry Bettman? (

EDIT: Representing, way, way out there, Craig Ferguson’s expansion pitch …

Author: Stephen LaRose

2006 winner of the Canadian Association of University Teachers's Award of Excellence in Journalism for a bunch of prairie dog stuff. Invited into the best homes in Regina. Once.