Heed Purity Bear

To battle the surging tide of salacious material on the internet, here’s some video material to bolster one’s chastity.

First up, the song Amo a Laura, which is, as best as I can tell, a spoof from Spanish MTV. Still, the message is sound….

And in case your loins are still insufficiently fortified, what follows is not a spoof. Not a spoof at all….

Author: Paul Dechene

Paul Dechene is 5'10'' tall and he was born in a place. He's not there now. He's sitting in front of his computer writing his bio for this blog. He has a song stuck in his head. It's "Girl From Ipanema", thanks for asking. You can follow Paul on Twitter at @pauldechene and get live updates during city council meetings and other city events at @PDcityhall.