Kovalchuk! Derp Derp Sketchy Contract Derp Rejected Derp!

Any hockey fans out there? Not surprisingly, a blatantly, gruesomely, salary cap-flouting NHL contract was rejected by an arbitrator today. In case anyone cares. (TSN)

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth was carried to Regina in a swarm of bees. He's been with Prairie Dog since May 1999 and will die at his keyboard before admitting his career a terrible, terrible mistake.