Just The Fax: Pro-Life Edition

Regina Pro-Life sent us a fax today announcing their upcoming “5th Annual March For Forced Pregnancy (um) Pushing Our Deranged Superstitions On Everyone (er) Gettin’ Back At Alla Them Uppity Bitchez (I mean) Life”. The fun starts on Thursday at 1:00 at the Leg.

The purpose of this fetus festival? “The March is a protest against unborn baby killing (abortions) in the province.”

Also: “The victims will be on display.”


As readers know, prairie dog has the highest opinion of pompous moralizing dipshits amateur philosophers whose big “cause” is telling women they have to carry pregnancies to term (also, no birth control, no premarital sex and NO HOMO STUFF!). But while we could ignore them (or dismiss them as tragic freaks who need help but refuse to get it), alas, it’s clear these uterus-obsessers have a smidgeon of actual political power and are eager to use it.

And sure, maybe they haven’t had much success in Canada (yet), but give ’em an inch and they’ll give you an ultrasound wand up your hoohoo (medical term). Just look at the U.S., where anti-abortion zealots have got laws passed restricting access to abortion and forcing women who want (or need) to terminate a pregnancy to have creepy counselling sessions and ultrasound equipment rammed up their yes-Virginias (another medical term).

So fuck ’em.

Now please enjoy this comedic video about women’s rights, U.S. Republicans and vaginas.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth was carried to Regina in a swarm of bees. He's been with Prairie Dog since May 1999 and will die at his keyboard before admitting his career a terrible, terrible mistake.

8 thoughts on “Just The Fax: Pro-Life Edition”

  1. I am so sick of these anti-abortion douche bags. I say that we have an anti-anti-abortion rally and throw unborn chicken fetuses in their general direction.

    Last year as I was walking to my car down Scarth st I was ambushed by fetus images. To take it further, when I explained I was pro-choice…the bitches forced an 80 something elderly woman to tell me how abortion ruined her life.


  2. Let’s have an anti-everything-Whitworth-stroked-out rally. But first, find their cars and pee in the air intake vents. (not an actual endorsement of vandalism or pubic indecency) ((or is it?)) (((I won’t ever tell)))

  3. How about insults, art and comedy? I’m not sure urine vandalism and assault by uncooked chicken makes the world a better place.

    Insults, art and comedy! Got a nice ring to it, don’t it?

  4. A ninety year old man came through my work today wearing a “Pray to make abortion stop” pin. I held my tongue, but really wanted to ask him why he hates women.

  5. Want a counter-protest? Remember love-ins from the 1960s? (Neither do I).

    Let’s gather hundreds of people of all flavours to surround and envelop the so-called “pro-life” protest, strip to our nakeds, and start enjoying life in a responsible adult way. Then at the end, dispose of the condoms in a responsible non-adult manner by lobbing them in the direction of the “pro-life” protest, while singing “Every Sperm is Sacred”.

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