It’s Doomsday In The Eastern Time Zone And I’ve Lost Contact With Ottawa And Montreal

Doomsday 2So it’s officially Dec. 21, 2012 in Ontario, or Mayan Doomsday. And I’m officially worried. Earlier today I was chatting with my friends Edwin and Kevin on Facebook — Kev lives in Ottawa and Ed in Montreal. I left a comment for them both a little while ago. And you know what? They haven’t answered. This could well mean a metaphorical tsunami of Mayan ruin is rushing towards Regina at this very moment.

Oh sure,that’s not the ONLY reason my friends might’ve not got back to me. Maybe they just went to bed. But I think you’ll agree it’s a compelling, if terrifying, explanation. It’s definitely consistent with the facts.

I’ll be up for a while yet, and I’ll keep you all posted on this.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth was carried to Regina in a swarm of bees. He's been with Prairie Dog since May 1999 and will die at his keyboard before admitting his career a terrible, terrible mistake.