Best of Regina voting ended last week and prairie dog publisher Terry Morash has been ridiculously busy figuring out who won what in each of the 125 categories. He sent me the results today. Very interesting. Terry also sent me the raw data. Even more interesting. For example: I was surprised to get two votes for Best Wild Animal Found In The City, which ties me with bats, badgers, skunks and swans — and I totally kicked one-vote wonders snakes’ and “three-toed sloths'” asses.
Nevertheless I must remind our amateur comedian readers that this Best Of Regina category is for wild animal species. I am not a whole species unto myself. Also I’m mostly domesticated.