Humans Are Poison (Updated)

Feelbad Spoiler Alert!

Before you watch the video, know that this perfect, beautiful snake died after this incident, apparently from silicone poisoning. Humans are just bad. For everything. Bad bad bad.


I wuz had! Word is that the snake didn’t die of silicone poisoning. On the bright side, prairie dog is  in good company.(NYMagazine).  Here’s a question for the viral vid smartypantses among you: how does anyone know whether the snake lived or not?

Either way — dead as a doornail, or resigned to a miserable life of awful, porny spectacle — poor critter.

Author: Carle Steel

Carle Steel was a simple moisture farmer on a barren, sun-baked world who, through fate and destiny, brought the mighty Galactic Empire to its knees. She likes cats, bats, mice and you.

3 thoughts on “Humans Are Poison (Updated)”

  1. It looks like this was posted as a joke on ONTD and then the Daily Fail picked it up as a real story (the snake dying of silicone poisoning part, I mean). Which makes sense–how deep would a snake have to bite to reach the silicone?! And do snakes typically suck in when they bite?

  2. I assumed that if it died it would’ve been from stress caused by bad irresponsible owners who take the poor thing out in public and wave it around. Snakes are swell but they’re not toys.

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