Can’t believe I missed this bit of silliness. Rabbi Yehuda Levin — an outspoken and apparently somewhat influential religious figure out of Brooklyn — is claiming last week’s earthquake in the eastern U.S. was God’s punishment for gay marriage being made legal — a “Homoquake”, if you will.
You can see the video over at his website. I’m not linking to it because it’s a noxious homophobic rant but you might want to check it out because his beard is kind of cute.
Anyway, his argument is nonsense. Gay marriage doesn’t cause earthquakes. But it does magically compel otherwise heterosexual Pastor Ted Haggard to hire gay male prostitutes.
Here, Jamie Kilstein can explain…. (beware of some salty language)
Hmm, well, God can’t be very mad, since it was a tiny quake and nobody died or even got hurt.
Right on the $$ Jamie.
Somebody hire this guy to perform in Sliderville.
*Takes Valium, puts in Zamfir, master of the pan flute*
Whoa! Seanbot! Careful with the self medicating there. You know they say Zamfir is a gateway drug to even easier listening like Frank Mills. And you don’t want to know what kind of mellow, tinkling hell that will lead you to.
I believe that rant was directed at churches and Christians that preach against gay rights, not at Christians who indulge in Zamfir.
Well, there ought to be a rant directed at churches that indulge in Zamfir. Because Zamfir is the acid that’s corroding our society.
No, it’s gin corroding society. There. I said it.
HERETIC!
I speak the truth and you know it.
My Radio has Enya.