Your headline of the day: “CW orders ‘musical chairs’ game show Oh Sit!

When I spotted that in my RSS feed, I thought it was a sarcastic A.V. Club headline. Nope — it’s Entertainment Weekly, writing with no snark in sight. Maybe the mocking is implied; really, how could you goof on a show the post describes as “musical chairs for adults” any more than it goofs on itself?

The only explanation for this show’s existence is that the failure of H8R really messed with CW’s worldview. How could audiences deny Mario Lopez? Couldn’t they see that professional-asshole Joe Francis is just like us? In short, we’re all to blame for this mess.