Frolicking With Penguins

I wish I was linking to another Onion News report with this item about a new “global warming-themed”¬†amusement park called Iceland in United Arab Emirates, but unfortunately it really exists.

Author: Gregory Beatty

Greg Beatty is a crime-fighting shapeshifter who hatched from a mutagenic egg many decades ago. He likes sunny days, puppies and antique shoes. His favourite colour is not visible to your inferior human eyes. He refuses to write a bio for this website and if that means Whitworth writes one for him, so be it.