Memo to self: Be sure to bring a roll of toilet paper from home for the office when I come in tomorrow morning.
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Or you could do what used to be done in the olden days. Grab any paper based product you can find and use that.
You have a whole office of paper products.
Or if Greg remembers the movie Demolition Man….he would have brought the 3 seashells with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mFuB0gsNAA
Or improvised with lots of cursing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XnDBfd9gCU