Four In The Afternoon: Where We Downgrade A Category Six To A Category Four

4 in the Afternoon1. HURRICANE! As you’ve already heard everywhere, Hurricane Sandy is poised to beat the stuffing out of the east coast of the U.S. later today. The NYC subways were shuttered as of last night, Mayor Bloomberg is urging everyone in the lower end of Manhattan to leave immediately, and even Toronto is worried. That’s a big, big storm. Let’s hope everyone stays safe.

2.  SPEAKING OF DISASTERS IN THE MAKING  Transcanada Corp has now entered into an unholy alliance with Phoenix Energy Holdings to build a $3billion pipeline in northern Alberta.

3.  FROM MONSTER STORMS TO MONSTER GALAXIES  Astronomers have found an elliptical galaxy, now made extra visible due to increased black hole activity. I don’t know what it means either. Just read it.

4.  A RANDOM PENGUIN HOUSE?  (I stole that from a friend’s facebook status). Penguin books and Random House are merging.

Author: Wanda Schmöckel

Wanda Schmockel is just trying to get by without shoving. You may follow her on twitter @vschmo

2 thoughts on “Four In The Afternoon: Where We Downgrade A Category Six To A Category Four”

  1. “The bloated galaxy is a member of an unusual class of galaxies with a diffuse core filled with a fog of starlight where there would normally be a concentrated peak of light around a central black hole.”

    —>God that made me horny.

  2. 1) Huge damage from Hurricane Sandy? YES! But is corrosive sea water flooding New York’s subway system even more worse? Hell Yes!

    2)Unholy Alliance?’s just business.

    3)As long as we aren’t affected by any Black Holes…life is good.

    4)Umm…more Penguins?

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