Incisive Onion News report on the biggest crisis facing America.
Author: Gregory Beatty
Greg Beatty is a crime-fighting shapeshifter who hatched from a mutagenic egg many decades ago. He likes sunny days, puppies and antique shoes. His favourite colour is not visible to your inferior human eyes. He refuses to write a bio for this website and if that means Whitworth writes one for him, so be it.
View all posts by Gregory Beatty
