Daily Aggregation: Another Avengers Clip

daily-aggregation-21. HAPPY SPRING! It’s the spring equinox! Days are getting longer! Sunrise today was 7:02 a.m, sunset will be 7:11 p.m. and the total length of the day is a brain-exploding 12 hours, nine minutes and 42 seconds. Wooooo! Let’s all sacrifice animals and dance naked and get weird.

2. THE SASKATCHEWAN BUDGET COULD’VE BEEN A LOT TOUGHER But outgoing Finance Minister Ken Kravetz says “it’s an election year, do we look like we’re crazy?” “let’s allow the people of Saskatchewan to continue growing this province.”

3. ALSO, THE SASKATCHEWAN BUDGET IGNORED CLIMATE CHANGE Hey, why worry about the number one issue threatening the future of humanity *blows noisemaker*

4. A FLORIDA CIVIL SERVANT WAS FORCED TO GET A MENTAL HEALTH EXAMINATION BECAUSE HE USED THE PHRASE “CLIMATE CHANGE” You can’t make this stuff up.

5. HOW ABOUT THAT CRTC RULING? Huh? How about it? Basic cable for $25, pick and choose your channels, no more of this socialist nonsense where the rich, mighty, popular channels have to subsidize the weak and worthless networks, ha ha ha!

6. 100 DEAD IN ATTACKS ON MOSQUES So horrible. Islamic State creeps don’t kill anyone like they kill Muslims. Meanwhile, Canadian planes did some bombing, which may or may not be helpful. Bombing doesn’t have the best track record but, shrug.

7. ANOTHER RCMP OFFICER CONVICTED OF PERJURY IN THE DIEZANSKI CASE Good.

8. SOMEBODY ABUSED A CAT IN REGINA Story here. Vets have operated and it sounds like they’re cautiously optimistic, while the Humane Society is asking the public for help to track down the budding psychopath who’s responsible.

9. AUSTRALIAN GETS DRUNK, FREEZES FINGERS Never trust an Australian, they’re wacky. *Stink-eye at L-P’s Emma Graney*.

LOOK, IT’S ANOTHER AGE OF ULTRON CLIP New scenes! New smashing! So Exciting!

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth was carried to Regina in a swarm of bees. He's been with Prairie Dog since May 1999 and will die at his keyboard before admitting his career a terrible, terrible mistake.

2 thoughts on “Daily Aggregation: Another Avengers Clip”

  1. (1) And then, there’s the Maritimes…
    (5) I don’t know about you, but I’ve been looking forward to pick-and-pay for a long, long time. I surely can live without the golf channel, Nancy Grace, and a host of others about which I had no choice when I signed up, and I don’t see what’s socialistic about forcing me to pay for Fox News and Slice in order to get Space, Bravo, and Turner Classic Movies.
    (7) That’s 2 convictions, 1 acquittal, and 1 more trial to go.

  2. 1) Yay! Spring clipper!
    2) Election year? The provincial election is next year. Surely they’ll have time to do one more budget just before as an election platform.
    3) Correction…they are only ignoring those who keep tooting their noisemakers about global freezing, global warming and of course now climate change.
    4) Because it’s being overused just like the word bullying. Agreed it’s silly to require a mental health examination.
    5) I believe CRTC made a good decision in terms of choice. Do not expect it to mean cheaper rates though.
    6) Muslims killing Muslims. Canada is doing a good thing fighting against this. But it’s more to do with poverty and hopelessness.
    7) Bad cops need not apply.
    8) Bruce Al’mighty. Sad to hear such cruelty. It’s confirmed he’ll lost 1 of his legs. Can they get fingerprints off that masking tape to find the bastard?
    9) At least she still has all of her fingers.

    Yay…Avengers has Quicksilver & Scarlett Witch!

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