Behind Closed Doors (And Shuttered Windows)

Sixth installment in our prairie dog PMO Photo Op Caption Contest. This week, we have a real hum-dinger of a photo which features the esteemed leader of our country having a tete-a-tete-(a-tete) with Finance Minister Jim Flaherty (right) and Bank of Canada governor Mark Carney (middle).

The topic of their conversation? Well, I’ll leave that to you to speculate on.  

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8 thoughts on “Behind Closed Doors (And Shuttered Windows)”

  1. No Mark, I’m pretty sure a cubit is the length of your forearm. Isn’t it Jim?

  2. “It’s about ‘yay’ big.”

    The Globe has never not run a photo of Mark Carney looking like a stud muffin.

  3. Carney: Now the question is, do we want the stripper whose ass is THIS size, or the other one we’ve discussed?
    Flaherty: As long as she sits right here in my lap, I will be happy.
    Harper: Hm, this is a tough choice. Maybe we should get BOTH strippers.

  4. Carney: “Uh … it’s probably about this long, I guess.”
    Harper & Flaherty: “No shit. Wow!”

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