Time for another round of Aw NHL Naw. Aw NHL Naw: Your go-to source for Darren Pang erotic fan fiction! Triple Corpse Low 5: There’s a special circle in Hell just for the stylized low fivers! Or something like that....
Read MoreIce hockey: Let’s talk about it. (Time permitting we can also scat sing about it.) Beware Steve Harwell and his sweet siren song: There are a lot of perks to a lockout-shortened season, one of which being fewer...
Read MoreHockey: A sport that didn’t exist until children’s author Estelle Salata invented in the mid 1980s for her book Mice at Centre Ice. Let’s talk about hockey, shall we? /cracks Warren Rychel piñata Let The...
Read MoreWhat’s that Thursday afternoon malt liquor? You want me to launch a remarkably unnecessary NHL column on the Dog Blog? Alright, but only on the condition that I can post a screencap from Onyx’s “React”...
Read More(h/t totalprosports.com for the image) It’s the holidays, so instead of reading the CAPS LOCK swear routine that is Aw NFL Naw, I declare this time to be yours to do with as you please! Build a snow fort, write an erotic...
Read MoreHappy holidays! May all your nogs be rich, delicious and not tainted by mixed with milk to save money. (Don’t let anyone tell what to do nogwise! Gargle the exquisiteness!) It’s time for Week 16 of Aw NFL Naw....
Read MoreSound the alarm! No, not that one. No, not that other one either. No, not your Kellogg’s Corn Flakes promotional “Time For Breakfast” alarm. No, not the one made entirely out of macaroni. That one’s only...
Read MoreThat’s right, playboy/zombie Joe Namath! Aw NFL Naw is back for Week 14. Track 2: Come And Get It Nick “You Will Pry My Celebrity Status Out Of My Cold Dead Probably Still Soft Hands” Lachey was thrown out of...
Read MoreIn this week’s edition of the Dubuque Packing Company Agricultural Report, we look at innovations in the world of crop development, there’s a humourous editorial from Zeke “Thistle Pen” Reimer on...
Read MoreJust in time for American Thanksgiving (the holiday made famous by that episode of Caroline in the City where Caroline’s cartoon was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade), it’s Aw NFL Naw. Before we begin, I...
Read MoreOh no! Tony Danza’s teammates appear skeptical of his field goal kicking ability! Prove ’em wrong, Tony. Kick your way into their hearts and be the phenomenon you were born to be. (If memory serves, Danza unlocking...
Read MoreI’m not a Riders fan, but I came across this today and I cannot stop watching it. This clip is like the most gorgeous of eclipses. I should turn away, but I cannot. 1000000 h/t points to RetroSask for uploading this gift...
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