Paul Deschesne, writer for free Regina newspaper, the prairie dog magazine, appears to exhibit uncanny magnetic powers. In a blurry photograph released today, he can be seen dangling a cocktail spoon and what appears to be a Hawthorne strainer from his face.

“Absolutely, I have uncanny magnetic powers,” says Deschesne. “In no way is this a publicity stunt or sticky tape.”

So far, science has been unable to explain Deschesne’s uncanny magnetic powers.

“Frankly, I’m stunned,” said one scientist when asked for comment. “I had no idea Regina had a free, alternative newspaper.”