All The Mashups Have Now Been Done

From xfizzle on DeviantArt, I bring you My Little Dalek: Extermination Is Magic.

Clearly, the internet’s work has been done here. We can now go back to 1990 and pick up what’s left of our pre-cyberspace lives. Cheer up! The Berlin Wall just came down, Kindergarten Cop is waiting to entertain you all over again, and Nirvana’s releasing Nevermind next year. My god, Jon BenĂ©t Ramsay isn’t even born yet.

On the other hand, the Balkans are a complete mess and Bush the Elder is getting set to scatter fuel air bombs over Iraq like it’s Christmas in Hell. I recommend that you pack up your portable Motorola cellular telephone and go find one of those fake Irish pubs that are about to become really popular.

Author: Aidan Morgan

Aidan is a very serious man who's saving up for a nice dignified pipe. Then we'll see who's laughing.

One thought on “All The Mashups Have Now Been Done”

  1. Blarney Stone, in tha haus! What-what? And Rodney King’s face wasn’t even a glint in the shine of the LAPD’s billy stick yet…or maybe it was.

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