After This, Maybe The Rapture Wouldn’t Be So Bad …

I have to stop waking up at strange hours. This morning, I Googled Jack Frost, an Australian alt-rock supergroup (featuring The Church’s Steve Kilbey and The Go-Betweens’ Grant McLennan). Instead, I saw a 90 second clip from a horror movie called Jack Frost, (x-entertainment) in which Shannon Elizabeth (whose post-American Pie career has gone downhill faster than an Austrian superstar skier) is raped to death in her shower by a snowman.

I will struggle for the rest of my days to get that image out of my mind.

Anyway, here’s what I was really looking for.

Author: Stephen LaRose

2006 winner of the Canadian Association of University Teachers's Award of Excellence in Journalism for a bunch of prairie dog stuff. Invited into the best homes in Regina. Once.