Trumpster Fire

Donald’s Canadian fans get too much encouragement

Editorial by Stephen Whitworth

Reminder: Donald Trump’s grotesque antics are not Canadian news. Yes, his incoherent, reactionary and disgusting politics impact us, but Canadians don’t have to worry about the U.S. president, say, destroying our public health care system.

Trump can’t ban visitors to Canada because he doesn’t like their religion or skin colour. He can’t stuff our top court with free-market fanatics and religious extremists. He can’t veto Canadian legislation or inject your kids with disinfectant. Dumb-dumb Donald not the boss of us.

That said, we ignore the (as of this writing) American leader’s berserk shenanigans at our own peril.

The bizarre and deadly Jan. 6 raid on Congress he incited — a failed attempt by MAGA cultists and costumed dimwits to thwart president-elect Joe Biden’s certification — might be the most demented event of Trump’s uniquely deranged presidency. This was the Fyre Festival for violent, right-wing boneheads. Buffalo-horn-helmeted liberty-larpers frolicked while red-capped vandals took incriminating selfies mid-crime. Bigoted idiots waved the flag of a racist rebellion fought over the “right” to own humans like property. Five people died.

If our dear friend Roland Sweet was still around (rest in peace, Roland), he’d have to retire his old NewsQuirks column. “Can’t top this,” he’d sigh, while quietly worrying things could still get much worse.

Anyway, it’s not surprising Canadians can’t peel their eyes from the carnage south of the border. But I’m afraid we’re going to have to for a bit, because that sick, orange shithead has irrefutably proved populists can win elections by pandering to fear, xenophobia, economic insecurity and fragile masculinity. Yes, many Canadian politicians have long embraced that approach and they certainly have enough frightened, struggling and angry people in this country to work with. But Trump showed them they can aim even lower — that shamelessness has a sub-basement decorated in conservative colours. And what’s that? A trap door that goes even lower? “Git mah AR-15 Abigail, we’s a-goin’ spelunking!”

So yes. A version of Trump’s bullshit could happen here.

Let’s look at some of the warning signs.

The focus of Canada’s Trumpist-wannabes is Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Far too many Conservative politicians have fed the rabid dog of “Turdope” hatred, which, let’s be honest, is completely batshit-crazy. We’re not talking about warranted criticism of a leader who has earned it with broken promises (election reform), scandals (SNC-Lavelin, WE Charity) and cringey behaviour (blackface). No, the Justin-haters froth at the mouth about nonsense like supposed plots to bring Canada into a socialist New World Order, implement Sharia law and collude with Bill Gates to microchip Canadians under the guise of vaccination.

There have long been crackpots who believe ridiculous conspiracy theories. Not new. What’s different now is conservative politicians’ way-too-high tolerance for this nonsense. Both Saskatchewan and Alberta have conservative governments that don’t just take every opportunity to attack the prime minister, they also coddle the extremists making these wild claims.

We’re seeing the consequences of the Sask. Party and UCP’s tolerance for these angry fantasies: a growing segment of the public wallowing in pandemic denial, vaccine skepticism and ever-increasing hostility to science and data-driven public policy. In the gibbering mob’s mind, minorities and immigrants get special advantages. All taxes are bad. Government is the enemy. “Git yer libtard mitts off’a mah freedom!”

It’s a delusional worldview built by 30 years of post-Mulroney conservative politics that embraced free-market libertarianism, bigotry, the celebration of (male) confidence over skill and substance, and, worst of all, an ideological rather than rational perspective toward facts.

Particularly obnoxious are the shots against the so-called Radical Left (a made-up fantasy) and cancel culture (a whole other story that’s not what conservatives think it is).

Mike Harris, Ralph Klein, Preston Manning, Stephen Harper and creeps laid the groundwork but now it’s been supercharged by Trump’s example. Hopefully the mayhem unfolding in the United States will encourage conservative leaderss like Jason Kenney, Erin O’Toole and Scott Moe to steer back from this precipice and stop pandering to psychotic ideologies.

Canadian conservatives need to get their shit together. They don’t have to be assholes.

I mean, who hated Joe Clark? 

2 thoughts on “Trumpster Fire”

  1. I used to be a loyal reader of this magazine and a die-hard leftist when the left still believed in fundamental principles like freedom of speech, due process, equality before the law, and treating people as individuals rather than judging them based on race or sex. I was driven away by this kind of hateful, ignorant, authoritarian rhetoric and just returned after a few years. I am on a quest to see if the left has learned from their disastrous failures and gained some semblance of sanity. What a colossal disappointment it has been.

    First of all, the people who oppose the left are not some monolithic force of nature that all believe in exactly the same preconceived, stereotypical, fake nonsense you attribute to them. You must stop assuming every single person who doesn’t 100% agree with everything you say is automatically a “racist,” “misogynist,” science denying, neo-Nazi murderer. There are plenty of people in both the left and the right who judge others based on race and sex, and commit violent acts based on their bigotry. The beatings, riots, and murders committed by BLM protesters prove that. And no, I am not “racist.” I believe in 100% equality before the law, and treat people as individuals rather than judging them by their race or sex. I am also not a Trump supporter, nor do I support the Capitol riot or the violence it caused. I am, in fact, a pacifist. I am also an atheist, pro-vaccine, pro-choice, pro-lockdown, pro-mask, and think man-made climate change is an existential threat.

    Getting to your article, a related point is that some of the criticisms of the left that gave rise to Trump are in fact legitimate. Affirmative action, for example, is wrong and irrational. It is discrimination based on race and sex, and thus the idea that women and non-whites have certain advantages (since everyone has both advantages and disadvantages) is true. Discrimination based on race and sex is wrong, and saying “the other side does it too” or “there are systemic barriers” will not change that, since you are doing the same thing. It also will not work to blame white people or men for “historical oppression,” because it is wrong to blame people alive now for what people in the past did, just because they happen to be the same race or sex. Again, I don’t care what excuses you make, because they will all come down to “it’s fine when we do it.”

    Furthermore, the Cancel Culture you consider to be either imaginary or justified is incredibly real and incredibly wrong. People are being fired from their jobs every single day, and more and more shows, movies, books, and songs are being banned in more and more contexts. This is wrong no matter what your political allegiance, you do not get to decide what other people can say, watch, read, listen to, wear, or anything else. Allowing others to live as they wish does not mean you condone everything they say and do. It is called “tolerance,” and it’s a virtue that the left claim to have. If they are not committing physical violence, you have no right to force them to stop. Saying “words can lead to violence” also doesn’t work, since it is a slippery slope fallacy. Banning something because of such speculation is as ridiculous as the Right’s pathetic “gateway drug” argument for banning cannabis. And once again, saying “they are intolerant too” will not make your intolerance OK.

    You may now proceed to prove my point by calling me “racist,” “sexist,” “fascist” (even though you are the ones showing fascist tendencies) and tracking me down so you can ruin my life and get me fired from my job.

    Stay classy, Prairie Dog.

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