Queen City Confidential | by Anonymous

Was there a noncompoop party last Wednesday night and no one told me? Don’t know what was going on but every second street we drove down had some bike-riding idiot wearing dark clothes and no helmet blowing through stoplights and stop signs and riding on the wrong side of the road into traffic. Could you life-challenged bicycle morons please not be so fucking dumb? Some poor jerk’s going to run over you in their SUV and feel terrible (not that they should). Then again, maybe their wheels will just roll over your putty-filled skull, causing no damage whatsoever. Well, no further damage. Idiots.

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