Queen City Confidential | by Anonymous
I recently discovered your neon orange, no-name cheddar in our work refrigerator. Why are you leaving blocks of Trump Cheese in our office’s fridges? There are so many excellent lunch cheeses out there — old cheddar, havarti, provolone, tasty brie and more. Why couldn’t you leave something like THAT unattended? The cheese YOU abandoned like an unwanted newborn in a Walmart washroom tastes terrible, and I should know because I ate it. Also, it wasn’t terrible. Just not as good as the cheese I like. The point is, I’m sorry I ate your cheese. What choice did I have? It was racist, and had to be stopped.
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