Queen City Confidential | by Anonymous

You: hard-working fellow wearing safety gear and a jumpsuit with reflective strips, on the job after 10 p.m. Me: just some idiot hanging out downtown. I saw you duck into the alcove in that alley. What were you doing in there for two minutes? Were you inspecting dumpsters? Looking for graffiti? Exterminating rats? Or were you, as I suspect, urinating? When you gotta go you gotta go, but The Man don’t care. The Man expects you to hold your bladder for a full shift. Fuck the man, man, and keep pissin’ on the job. I’ll never rat you out.

IT’S NOBODY’S WHIZNESS Queen City Confidential is an open forum for Prairie Dog readers to anonymously share their petty rants, workplace gripes, romantic woes and amateur back alley surveillance. E-mail your submission to confidential@prairiedogmag.com (type CONFIDENTIAL in the subject field). Change everyone’s names and identifying details. Submissions must be 100-200 words, and you must wash your hands after sending them in.