Queen City Confidential by Anonymous
To the guy who took his wife/girlfriend/whatever to the driving range recently: so you think you’re qualified to teach her how to golf and it’s cool to loudly make fun of her when she misses the ball? Do you think no one else noticed when you were hitting the ball a manly 60 yards, or when you thought you had hit the shot of the century when you hit the yardage marker? The 75-yard marker? Using a driver? Were we supposed to think you meant to do that? You sure got mad when your gal said to you, “Look how far that guy [referring to me] hits the ball!” Did you notice her smiling at me after she said it?
WHACK THOSE TINY BALLS Queen City Confidential is an open forum for Prairie Dog readers to anonymously share their petty rants, workplace gripes, romantic woes and complaints about friends and family. You can say nice things too I SUPPOSE. E-mail your submission to email@example.com (type CONFIDENTIAL in the subject field). Change everyone’s names and identifying details. Submissions must be 100-200 words and will be ridiculed for bad drives and using the wrong clubs.