Patch Perfect

QUEEN CITY CONFIDENTIAL by Anonymous

I want to send a shout-out and thank you to the wonderful gardeners on Mikkelson Drive who have turned their generic soddy front yard into a thriving vegetable patch for the past few years. Makes me smile every time I drive by, despite it also causing serious kohlrabi envy. Please keep it up!


VEGETABLE LOVE Queen City Confidential is an open forum for Prairie Dog readers to anonymously share their petty rants, workplace gripes, romantic woes and complaints about friends and family. You can say nice things about gardens, too. E-mail your submission to confidential@prairiedogmag.com (type CONFIDENTIAL in the subject field). Change everyone’s names and identifying details. Submissions must be 100-200 words and be ready for harvesting upon their arrival.

2015-09-17

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  1. So UNCLE g WANTS PROOF.

    NOT A PROBLEM. I belive there are insurance swabs done already on file. Are these in legal aid.

    AFTER ALL MONKEY HAS UNCLE G’S SISTERS DOUBLE TOES AND BIG HANDS HER GRAND FATHER HAS. AND A DAM GOOD VOCAL HER FATHER HAS. WHEN HES DONE WITH UNCLE G OR PERHAPS I’ll SEE YOU AND FAMILY AT THE REUNION. OH WAIT HOW MANY OF MY PERSONAL FRIENDS ARE FAMILY already. “I guess you didn’t realize”.

    What is with the comment “Spoiled only child” That us ladies fault. Do you want the family name on the birth certificate after all it just a piece of paper just like marriage. What do you mean on that comment

    I only came here to came back to my roots heritage wise you don’t even know who I am! Some family tree book you have you have missing info you might want to look further back. After all I’m a great aunt who sign those investment forms WHOSE ALIVE! mwhahahah.

    That right a cat buried his private life to keep her safe with her mom. A dog hides his bones, and his soul is in his written word. I do miss you my soul mate trust me. a SOUL WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU OUT. JUST FREELY ASK ME.

    I had hoped for happiness. My little one is hurt. She has struggles daily no one ever offers help. THEY ONLY OFFER IF THEY GET SOMETHING IN RETURN. do you even know how expensive a trip to stoonvill is. Our van for medical care including we drive your grandson as well UNCLE g and your 2008 expenses used my van expense values because they had none. I just don’t understand uncle Bradly reasons.

    Only to hear “cut you your losses”. So a parental and child bond was hurt by who! No one can’t be angry at me. At lest I am very stable in my home. I can’t believe you control him “who is your nephew” who GIVES A SHIT ABOUT MONEY. FAMILY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FIRST.

    You make him take the blame for your other 19 grand children. Your sister is right. You do belong on the “funny farm”. Perhaps I will be your next of kin when your in diapers tending your organic farm.

    The dam guy can’t even feel proud to ask for a fun time in the park WITH HIS CHILD. Who gives a shit if HE can’t go back to what HE WAS BACK THEN.

    “She” said you were going to marry me in 2012? Why did they not tell you I got married in 2009. They knew long ago. Everyone knew. I honestly was hoping to make the trip to the farm as a friend. I don’t need a court order uncle G. Something you forgot. Was it not you who eat a 1lb of potatoes. Perhaps I’ll bring you 25 ib of potatoes and give you a home cooked meal of fried chicken just like you sister made for your you bring uncle bens and shortbread cookies for our babies.

    By the way Gma said I have to work it out with Her “son”…….. A saying sunny boy the son I never had and the son I kept and the son I gave up.

    stupid DNA genetics.

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