QUEEN CITY CONFIDENTIAL by Anonymous
To the person making stupid “jokes” about the U.S. president being a Muslim: you’re not funny, because Barack Obama is not a Muslim. He’s never been a Muslim. Also, there’s nothing wrong with being Muslim. There IS something wrong with YOU. The whole “Obama Is A Muslim” thing is a deranged, racist fantasy. Maybe your jokes get laughs from friends and family but they’re not going to work on people who aren’t ignorant racists. Of course, you’re from America. I guess it’s different there.
SHOW ME YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE Queen City Confidential is an open forum for Prairie Dog readers to anonymously share their petty rants, workplace gripes, romantic woes and complaints about friends and family. You can say nice things too. E-mail your submission to firstname.lastname@example.org (type CONFIDENTIAL in the subject field). Change everyone’s names and identifying details. Submissions must be 100-200 words and must not be ignorant and racist. You! Ess! Eh!