To the person making stupid “jokes” about the U.S. president being a Muslim: you’re not funny, because Barack Obama is not a Muslim. He’s never been a Muslim. Also, there’s nothing wrong with being Muslim. There IS something wrong with YOU. The whole “Obama Is A Muslim” thing is a deranged, racist fantasy. Maybe your jokes get laughs from friends and family but they’re not going to work on people who aren’t ignorant racists. Of course, you’re from America. I guess it’s different there.

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