1 U.S. SUPREME COURT BLOCKS VIRGINIA SAME-SEX MARRIAGES Meanwhile, Florida struck down its gay marriage ban for the fifth time since mid-July. The ruling is stayed — no marriages yet — but out of state marriages will now be recognized.
2 OH STEPHEN HARPER He only cares about evil shit when Islamic extremists assholes do it.
3 WHO WILL THINK OF THE DIRT? What’s going on with the chunks of ground being removed from the stadium site? This.
4 HENRY ROLLINS WRITES SOMETHING DANGEROUSLY IGNORANT AND STUPID His idiotic column. An excellent response.
5 NHL TWEAKS DRAFT LOTTERY Here’s a story for us hockey nerds. We’re less than a month out from the start of the NHL season!
6 GLOBAL WARMING SLOWING? MORE LIKE FAKE! It turns out global warming is not happening! Yes, it was a socialist scheme all along, perpetrated by left-wing scientists and enabled by liberal media! The plan was to force advanced, civilized and superior countries like the United States to send money to crummy third-world nations who can’t do anything right. Classic commie wealth redistribution!
And since global warming isn’t real, you don’t have to read this story explaining how the oceans are temporarily absorbing heat, causing warming — which is still going on — to slow.
VIDEO: R.I.P., TWINKIE A big, cute, pretty and tame snake died a while ago. Sad.