Did I mention the Oscars are on?
That’s it for me as well. Good night. #Gravitywuzrobbed #AmericanHustlesucks #nomoreheroes #Ihatemontages #NomoreLetItGo #MrHublot #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
The safe option: #12YearsASlave. #BestPicture #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Will Smith to announce Best Movie? Why? #AfterEarth #NeverForget #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
McConaughey rumblings are senseless, but quite entertaining. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
The McConaugsainsse reaches a predictable climax. #BestActor #DallasBuyersClub #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Toned down acknowledgment of Woody Allen, received with a lukewarm clapping. #CateBlanchett #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Despite Mia, Ronan and Dylan Farrow best efforts, Cate Blanchett wins Best Actress. #BlueJasmine #Howdoyoulikethemapples #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Super deserved. Cuarón wins Best Director for #Gravity. Buena cabrón! #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Sidney Poitier ages with grace, unlike some other presenters. #Oscars #Vertigoindeed
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
#Her‘s win is a major upset, mainly because the Academy has no taste for avant garde. Still, nothing for #AmericanHustle. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
#HER! AMAZING! Well deserved! #BestOriginalScreenplay #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
12 Years a Slave Best Adapted Screenplay?! #BEFOREMIDNIGHT WUZ ROBBED!
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Ugh, Best song: Let it Go. #Frozen #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Best Score: #Gravity. Almost a character onto itself. Bravo Steven Price. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
There is a plush toy in Travolta’s head. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Kim Novak and Goldie Hawn go to the same doctor. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
If they weren’t crying before, they are crying now. #Beaches #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
“Wind Beneath My Wings” is far worse than the clapping and that sad Sarah McLachlan song. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
I liked #InMemoriam more when they were allowed to clap. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Philip Seymour Hoffman should clean up, with Harold Ramis as close second. #InMemoriam #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Dead people montage! #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Just give up on the freaking heroes already! #WorstOscarThemeEver. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Best Production Design: #TheGreatGatsby again. Catherine Martin is killing it. Regardless, Gatsby had nothing on #Her. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Most honest moment of the entire broadcast was Bill Murray impromptu homage of Harold Ramis. Touching even. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Judy Garland’s kids are scary looking. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Worst musical number: Pink, by large. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
God, not another montage! #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Best Editing often predicts Best Movie: #Gravity. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Cinematography: #Gravity, easy. Bien Lubezki. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Bill Murray found a make-up artist, but no stylist. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Ok, the pizza bit is funny. #Oscars
Well deserved #Lupita. Even better, #AmericanHustle lost! #Oscars
Twitter is broken!
Sean Penn, you lucky bastard. #Oscars #Charlize #Robin #Petra
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Sound: #Gravity x 2. No contest. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Ellen selfie almost saves the evening. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Half way through, this Oscar would have been better without a host. Ellen dropping the ball at every stage. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
U2, stripped to basics. Nice. Bono still trying too hard though. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
This is a terrible way to introduce the Best Picture nominees, by clusters. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Tyler Perry presenting? He hasn’t made a decent movie in his life. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Best foreign film: #TheGreatBeauty. Should have been #TheHunt. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Does Kevin Spacey need to plug #HouseofCards everywhere he goes? #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Darlene Love impromptu singing is deafening, and not in a good way. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
The most important documentary nominated this year is #TheActofKilling. Not, by a long shot #20FeetfromStardom. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Just Before Losing Everything is extraordinary. Should have won. #Helium is unbearably corny. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
#KarenO song is beautiful and wonderfully used in #Her. It will lose to #Frozen. #Oscars #Travesty
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Look up the #MrHublot short. It’s wonderful! #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
So it begins, the #Gravity steamroller. #Oscars #BestFX
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
These “hero” montages are all kinds of grating. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
I appreciate the intention of incorporating Old Hollywood into the ceremony, but Kim Novak was an unmitigated disaster. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Disney strikes back: The underwhelming, inexplicably successful #Frozen. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
YESSSSS!!! Mr. Hublot!!!! Suck it, Disney! #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Kim Novak. Let it go. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Could Harrison Ford be any more boring? #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
If #AmericanHustle win, I’ll eat my @Pharrell size hat. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
What’s with the American Beauty background? #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Best Make Up: #DallasBuyersClub had no budget. A huge achievement. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Best Costume Design: Gatsby deserved it. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
It’s @Pharrell and his ubiquitous hat! This song is about a thousand times better than that #Frozen three-minute whine. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Carrey is pretty funny. He should be hosting. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Maduro just added Jared Leto to his ever growing list of enemies. #Oscars #freeVenezuela.
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Best Supporting Actor: Leto, as widely predicted. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Anne Hathaway’s dress is causing me seizures. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
The inflatable Oscars on stage look cheap. And let’s not mention the Boy Scouts symbol on the floor. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Ellen mild jabs are a snooze (except Liza’s). #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
#BarkhadAbdi should give up trying to grow a beard. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Oscar for Ellen for Most Obvious Jokes. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
The utterly safe comedic stylings of @TheEllenShow. I was fine with @SethMacFarlane. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
The utterly safe comedic stylings of @TheEllenShow. I was fine with @SethMacFarlane. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Lots of electric blue at the Red Carpet. #fashionexpert #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Make up for Bill Murray ASAP! #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Julia Roberts’ dress, designed by Peppermint Patty. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Julia Roberts’ dress is designed by her worst enemy. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
NOBODY CARES ABOUT #TEAMOSCAR. Go away. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
In spite of my dislike for #AmericanHustle, I must acknowledge the female leads -Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence- look smoking. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
Actually, a win by #BeforeMidnight in the Best Adapted Screenplay would fill me with joy. But it’s not going to happen. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
More than rooting for, I’m rooting against #AmericanHustle. Awful script, over-the-top acting, mediocre direction. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
You may have to refresh often to get all the snarking goodness. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
My beloved #Canucks are going down the drain, so expect an extra bitchy Oscar live-blogging.
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
McConaughey looks like a waiter. #Oscars
— Jorge I. Castillo (@jicastillo) March 3, 2014
