An urgent message for those considering the gift of underwear this holiday season: DON’T BUY MEN GOTCH WITH NO FLAP IN THE FRONT. How are we supposed to take a whiz when we can’t get “you know what” to daylight? You can’t pull down a waistband through trouser fly-holes. It’s ridiculous and dangerous. It involves stretching fabric and flesh, and often results in pain and unsightly pant stains.
You know what happens when you bend a garden hose while the water is running? Yeah: pressure builds and creates all manner of uncontrollable spray. That’s what flapless underwear does.
The front flap on underwear MUST be made mandatory. It’s time to take this to the powers that pee above us. Let’s make sure Premier Wall, Prime Minister Harper and their sometimes wet-spotted cabinet members get the message.
Flapless ginch has taken the “whee” out of my wees. I want it back! /Anonymous
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