“First, I want to thank Stephen Whitworth for his excellent column on Neil Young,” writes Typo Wiener Michael. “He points to the actual issues, and skewers those who attacked Neil Young. There is, however, a typo when he writes: ‘…any more than I be allowed to right [sic] about, I dunno, RSPs.’”

Good lord. Okay, well, Michael gets a T-shirt for that one. And our poor copy editor, who didn’t get to see Whitworth’s last-minute editorial, will be given a cricket bat and invited to beat him (Whitworth, not Michael) like a piñata.

Michael is, and he phrased it precisely so I’ll quote him, “a writer who teaches literature at the University of Regina.” He wins a Typo Wiener T-shirt and $10, which he’ll use to buy a new pail to collect snow, which he quixotically uses as toilet-flushing water to set a good environmental example for his children. Congratulations, Michael!

(“Right” instead of “write”. Sheesh.)

WRITE ON Spot a typo in this issue and e-mail the details to (write TYPO in the subject field). Please include the page it was on and the article and sentence it was in. Typos include misspelled words (including names), garbled grammar and general gibberish. Factual errors don’t count but formatting mistakes do. To be eligible, typos must be in editorial content such as articles, listings, headlines and photo cutlines. Next deadline is Wednesday, Feb. 12  at noon. The winner (who will be notified by e-mail) must be available to come to our office on the Scarth Street pedestrian mall Friday, Feb 14 (VALENTINE’S DAY!)  to collect their prize and pose for a picture. Good luck!