6-in-the-morning1 BUSY DAY FOR IDLE NO MORE The movement will stage events across Canada to discontentedly mark the 250th anniversary of the Canada’s British Royal Proclamation. There’s apparently going to be a flash mob at the Cornwall Centre at 5:15 today.

2 MY NEIGHBOURHOOD GOTS PROBLEMS Stabbings, rapes, violent muggings… as someone who lives near Central Park, this story is especially annoying. In addition to the evil bullshit mentioned in the story, a couple of my friends were gay-bashed by dumb fucks in a white truck recently (I assume it was a gay-bashing because the assailants called my  friends “fags” before hospitalizing them). A small posse of Prairie Dog nerds (including me) were recently threatened by truck dumbfucks, too.

3 HOW ABOUT NO PRAYERS? IS THAT AN OPTION? Apparently we need to talk more about the role of religion in politics. Whatever floats your boat I guess. Then again, while it’s good to celebrate many of religion’s cultural and social aspects, perhaps literal belief in magic sky dudes shouldn’t be encouraged by governments.

4 IS CANADA SPYING ON BRAZIL? Brazil media says so. Canada isn’t saying anything.

5 HOW’S THAT SHUTDOWN WORKIN’ FOR YA? Here’s today’s news.

6 GREENPEACE ACTIVISTS ARE NOT TERRORISTS AND RUSSIA IS BECOMING A FASCIST JOKE Sheesh.

I SAW GRAVITY AND YOU SHOULD TOO I have a few reservations — it was a little schmaltzy in parts — but it’s a heck of an experience, and should be seen in 3-D on the biggest screen possible. You’ve probably read Prairie Dog’s review (if not, read it here). Here’s another worthy take on it.


The Onion Reviews ‘Gravity’