Instead of using Twitter, Durant should have gone to the guy’s job and hassled him there, just as Christian Zuck hassles Durant at work. I can see it now …
“HEY YOU! JACKASS! I SAID EXTRA SAUCE AND NO PICKLES ON THIS DOUBLE BIG MAC! WHATSAMATTA YOU? DEAF OR SOMETHING? CAN’T EVEN GET A FARKING ORDER RIGHT? AND THE FRIES ARE COLD! I WANT A FREE DOUBLE BIG MAC FOR THIS OR I’M TELLING YOUR MANAGER …”
