Any other time, I’d be happy for Jon Cornish. He’s a Canadian football player who’s really good at his job, is free with his money when it comes to charities, and is willing to take a stand against homophobia (especially since his mother, an Anglican priest — wonder if Malcolm French knows this – has come out of the closet).

But he and the Calgary Stampeders are playing the Roughriders tonight, and since the eastsiders got to him during a match last season … here’s The Waterboys with their testimonial to Jon Cornish.