Everyone hush. I AM SPEAKING OF MOBILE FOOD CARTS.
Anyway. If you’re looking for a mobile food cart that doesn’t pawn off deep-fried goodies or tubes of preservative-stuffed meat for your midday fix of food, it turns out that Rick Morrell of Eat Healthy Foods is throwing down with a mobile food cart of his very own.
Morrell will be bringing home made, home grown, wholly organic meals to the plaza. The menu will include peanut curry, chana masala, bison chili and more. The last dish is apparently not chili made by bisons but with bisons. This may seem like a missed opportunity, but I can assure you that bisons can’t make chili worth a damn. It’s those crazy hooves of theirs. Plus they put in tons of hay.
If you need me, I’ll be in the plaza, trying Rick’s food and ramming my stolen SUV into the planters. Crime, man.