1 IT ONLY MAKES SENSE, SOMEWHERE Minnesota senator: Birth control pills and RU-486 are evil because they promote sexual promiscuity in women. But Viagra? Nectar of the gods!

2 THE FIACCO FIASCO Monday’s report to Regina city council pretty much says that the last five years of planning for a multi-purpose facility on the old rail yards was a waste of time.

3 CLOTHES MAKE THE FOOTBALL TEAM (RICHER) The Saskatchewan Roughriders have had eight different uniforms since 2005 –- the regular home and away, the green retro third jerseys, the white retros, the black jerseys, the 1966 throwbacks (home and away) and the centennial red and blacks. But keep shelling out, Rider fans: the new golf shirts jerseys are now available.

4 MORE ABOUT GWYNETH PALTROW’S SEX LIFE THAN YOU MAY WANT TO KNOW As well as Zoe Saldana’s and Jane Fonda’s. Sarah Silverman? Well, that’s different.

5 PEOPLE WHO DON’T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN IN CANADA ARE TERRORISTS IN THE OPINION OF THE HARPER GOVERNMENT When Peter Kent gets his head out of his ass, he should be reading what has happened to Louisiana and Alabama fisheries in the wake of that oil well blowout two years ago.

6 SO MUCH FOR HARPER GOVERNMENT BEING TOUGH ON CRIME And so much for Conrad Black’s pledge to turn his back on Canada.

YOUR MUSICAL MOMENT OF ZEN First song on my iPod this morning: Joan Armatrading, “Drop The Pilot”.