Mother Told Me, Yes She Told Me, I’d Meet Girls Like You. She Also Told Me Stay Away, You’ll Never Know What You’ll Catch

The auditions for The Batchelor Canada have begun. Of course, don’t think for a minute that this is ‘reality television,’ because the reality is that the producers are looking for crazy — maybe not axe-wielding crazy or totally nymphomaniac, but crazy enough to attract eyeballs to advertisers.

My advice to The Bachelor, and to viewers? Run. While you still can.