1. HURRY UP ALREADY Egypt’s military says they’ll hand over rule of that country to civilians… soon.
2. DETOUR Nebraskan lawmakers have voted to reroute the Keystone XL pipeline.
3. LUCKILY, GREY IS MAKING A COMEBACK An ingredient commonly found in hair dye has been linked to some very scary allergic reactions, and at least one death.
4. DRUG BUST IN BC TURNS UP KITTENS Police in Castlegar found pot plants and two cuddly wuddly kittens in a grow-op this week.
